(So we should have got a copywriter to do this apparently. Hey ho!).
So we usually supply our coffee in bulk to whole host of big customers who want good quality coffee, but obviously this COVID thing has stopped that for a while. So, we thought we’d give this selling direct to the public thing a go.
As you can tell from this fiasco of a website, we’re still learning, and to be honest it’s a bit of a faff. All that posh logo, fancy packaging, cool dudes in bespoke aprons, beards and tattoos, just isn’t us. We do have a few beards and tattoos around the place, but to be honest they’re a bit of a poor show, and Debbie’s a bit shy. Well, more miserable to be perfectly honest.
What is us though, is producing good coffee. That’s what we do really well, and have done for a long time. And we say good because we had a look around and everyone seems to say their coffee is great, or fantastic, or exceptional, or extraordinary. Well, obviously that’s for you to decide. So why not try something without all the fuss and nonsense - some good coffee.
And did we mention it comes in a black bag?
(If we had taken some photographs, here’s what might have been in our gallery).
Barbara on reception.
(We’d have made her wear one of the headsets so we look dead modern and high tech.)
Ground Coffee being poured into a black Bag.
(Slightly less interesting than the beans being poured in the a black bag picture)
An attractive young person holding a cup of coffee like it was a cute little kitten.
(Who does that?! Ugh!)
Overhead shot of coffee beans scattered on a desk with an empty cup and some cool stuff around it.
(Really?! That’s just a waste!)
STUFF PEOPLE SAID
People actually bothered to write this (which we genuinely appreciate) and a marketing guy we know said we should put them on our website. Apparently it will convince you to buy our coffee. So here they are...
Every time I've ordered from you guys its been awesome. The coffee tastes amazin!!! Can't believe how fast it was delivered too.
Thanks for the kind words Dave. We'd pass your Thanks on to the Royal Mail But it kinda feels like the moment's gone.BBCCo
I normally don't write reviews unless its to complain but this was worth it. The only problem was is that my coffee can never come quick enough!
Well thanks for not complaining Jo. and just a little tip for the future - Just before you're out of coffee order some more.BBCCo
Easy to order, fantastic service and products. Would definitely recommend the AA for anyone not so sure.
Thanks for the recommendation Dean. We'll keep it in mind when our RAC Membership is up!BBCCo
GOT A QUESTION?
Okay, well Google it first, and if you can't find an answer then email us if you must.
Hopefully we'll get back to you just before you start to get really annoyed!
Don't get too disheartened though. It really is good coffee.